angel boy

hey ho the band is go.....mile high penguins are finally of to alfying start and have recorded three songs two of which are on myspazz.com.......chek them out and let us know what you tihkn thats if you have time in you busy busy lives.......

http://www.myspace.com/milehighpenguins

ENJOI!!!!

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: mile high penguins - take in the rain

this is sooooooooo true. they call me mister lover lover.

i hate xmas...it sucks.....

Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: none-- the sonds of hollyoaks ringing in my ears.

i just this second thought about the one singular question that determines my life





WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE HAVING NEW YEARS EVE THIS YEAR.....NOT ONE WORD HAS BEEN MENTIONED SO FAR AND IT IS FAST APPROACHING.....HELP!!!

Current Mood: cold
Current Music: x-XZIBIT

i wonder what would people do if i was called noah.....no comments on the ark....

in the words of doctor zoidberg wooooopwoopwoopwoooopwooooopwooooopwoopwoopwoop!!!!

and then this post disgresses if that is a word......despair for people for they are stupid and ignorant and in general they suck other than a few select people a very few select people...sometimes people can just be shit very very shit maybe through no intention of their but quite possibly through personal intent.....rambling am i yes i do believe i am....pah!...screw people....i love life i love my girlfriend i love liz and steve and southend is a lovely lovely place if only they had the x men arcade machine like they did in the good old days i wpould have been in heaven.....i love danny wallace he is completely mad but does all the right things just by saying yes.....the Yes Man rocks!....a lot of things rock people is not one of these things unless you live in southend and your called lizrah Marja and steve McWinter...dont ever call steve steven it angers him immensly i learnt this long ago....so you should learn it too....people from work are amazing they are my new friends more social than most people completely insane friendly as hell and they enjoy a good booze up in which they always always pay for me even when i say NO!....ah booze is my friend i drink beer now i dont know why my taste buds have just changed to liking beer....the phone sucks it never rings....the internet sucks people dont use it anymore they are too busy....jesus is an asian man on a bus from streatham...he lives in aldgate or brick lane....he helps people who have lost their way in life...he rocks!....babies scare me...snails i do not like them too crunchy....my nose hurts....stupid fucking people and their photos fucking photos no consideration whatsoever...an irishman is on my t.v.... will anyone read this fuck no cos if they did it wud mean they exist which they clearly dont....tossers....phones dont work two ways they only go one way to hell....dogs shud be made to dress like superman always.....bear baiting and bear dancing is evil makes them go insane and keep dancing forever cos they are forced into a trance of always needing to dance but thankfully the bear people association have helped stop this happening in iran, pakistan, greece and turkey but there are still more to go...that is all for my animal rights activistness for life probably unless the red panda becomes endangered.....then ill cry...a lot...michael j fox is god..i have decided this to be true....religion is evil unless it is the religion of YES...not NO but YES.....15 what an age that is no worries or problems...ah 15.....i feel old at 18....fucking james bond its all his fault...arsehole....
my room is a mess i need to tidy...i now work two saturdays a month at elhap as well as my usual five days a week for some more money god i love elhap it rocks so do the people who work they as do the people who attend their...now dont you wish you were doing something meaningful with your life...lazy bums...get a job do something worthwhile theres more to life than learning and being too lazy to get a job and play stupid games for a year until you learn more shit that is useless....do charity work...do something worthwhile help the homeless they need it more than animals or other things help children help special needs kids help anyone really try and do something that isnt for yourself...forget money...stop being materialistic...enjoy life...fuck posessions even if you claim to not be materialistic you are so dont lie...
dont take things for granted show people you love them and still care even if you dont keep in touch that often or not at all remember the people you always leave out of things cos they just might need you and you will need them one day...forget the future today is important help people to live a better life....overall just be a good person you bunch of cunts who aint good people that claim to be good people but clearly arent your all gonna burn one day so why not avoid it and be nice for a while...if anyone has got this far i commend your spirit but you still suck....i need money lots of money not for me but to help the kids that i work around not always with to help them have a better life more fun cos they have it so shit really...why is it so hard for one little place that helps so many kids and adults who need help to get money fucking hard i tells you......this rant ends now i dont remember half of it if you do please note it all down and keep it with you for life if you even made it to the end that is and if you did did you read it all if not and you skimmed it cos its so long then you suck majorly go back and read it again and if you still refuse your not worthy of any time from anyone....pah END OF MESSAGE><><><><><><><><..........

i have to say it steves party fuckin rocked not the typical [party of extreme wankeredness but instead hyperactive randomness with well just random shit happening everywhere i wont go into the details cos i cannae remember it altho their was the obvious dancing, boozing, drugging, moaning,cunting as always but hye it wouldnt be a party without those things.....

also for everyones future information having a sugar rush evening by taking lucozade tablets, a bottle of ribena, a kinder egg, some blackcurrant millions, a dime bar and a bag of RAZMATAZZ is horror in the morning i had my mid morning crash which invloved mucho shakings but the aftermaht of that was more hyperness and the final crash never happened i had some small doses of sleep and then slept from 9.30pm till 8.30am so it was good sleep.....but the horror of it all is that the morning effects were exactly the same as if i had been drinking all night...sore tummy, headache, slight nausea, bowel pains, constant need for urination and good god extreme tiredness so all in all sugar rushing is as bad as booze well i never.....but it does make you go mad so the benefits outweigh the ----erm non benefits if thats the word........

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LAWRENCES FINAL THOUGHT
(1) dont go to prittlewell ever cos the trains never run to or from their on a sunday fucking prittlewell
(2) dont go to parties if you expect sleep IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!!
(3) choose your friends wisely cos most are cunts who do nothing but cunt all the time.....cunts....
(4) always remember to wear a helmet
(5) be wary of the legendary ex girlfriends...they are not happy bunnies even if they say so.....
(6) remember that the following people rock like theirs no tomorrow

plus the words yo mama, supping on your beef drapes srpings to mind boomcha......peace and all that shizzlar bo bling flippity flop on yo face

vamos a jugar por la playa......lesle ce este de isla de encanta caribou ilse de fonte y iloconto por ilo skerullo.

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also suck me beautiful, and what the fuck is a duck doing in a fire engine,,,,in a fire engine i ask you what is the world coming to?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

name my future children for me....please....you have names to choose from suggestions are not welcome....choose from the following list.....answers on a postcard please...

(BOYS)
balthazar, rivers, ribeno, Jai, pinkerton, rafael, rufio, ramone, ravencroft

(GIRLS)
kyra, iren or dillis....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html


check this shit out.please!

I HATE HUMANITY!!!! YES ALL OF IT I DESPAIR I REALLY DO>>>>>

guess my favourite!!! lets see how many guess right?!?!?!

film:
actor:
song/band/musician:
book:(yes i read books mnerg)
author:(yes i know what an author is)
answers on a postcard please......

Current Mood: devious
Current Music: crazy techno from tekken

first im ashamed no one replied to me batman post christ u suck....

second just had to say after looking at some of the old photos from the excellent parties we have had in the last year or so.....

i fucking love every one of you dirty bastards....this means you,,,,,liz,steve,joe,dean,waine,joanna,matt,elinor,jacen,andy,miranda,kat,robbie, liam, jill, keren, mark, jessamyn, big jezz, big rich, little rich, irene, jeanette... e.t.c. and anyone else who has had the misfortune of meeting me love you all to the very end....especially dean, liz, joe, waine and steve without you guys the world just doesnt turn in the ways that it should life sucks when your not around....big respect to you all cheers for being about for what seems like forever and big up to the sci3h you knows you is da bomb the best friend evaaaaaa!!!!!!!111...(jus f0r riz) (plus some hatred) :P jokes...(mild hatred):P thank you fro readin this soppy post of boomshank now watch as i sing....im dying tomorrow in this house on this street oh chicago.....p.s im not dying just had an alkaline trio moment yay!!! only two months till the trio...woop and woot.

Current Mood: with glory
Current Music: the coral - in the morning

nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN!!!!

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: batman old skool 60's musick imm

i wanna moan quickly liz i completely agree with you about the god damned impractiacalities of fuckying button up trousers why are we mocked with these msot annoying items of clothing and why do people take so much pleasure in tormenting us with them i hate button up trousers and the man or woman who invented them deserves to be shot repeatedly until they slowly bleed to death or worse have to wear there own ill gotten fuckying buttoned trousers on their faces......fucking morons...bloody buttons i ask ye WHY!!!!!

Current Mood: something random

can i just put my input into what was which i think all would agree on the best god damned party in the world ever. its was so good i was drunk by 9.15 after starting at 8.45 now thats some good shit...good god yes it was so fuckin awesome the best send of any flat could have ever had. much alcohol was poured much vomit was vomited it was excellent dancing and lesbian orgies and jacen being the MAN ensued filthy dancing more vomit more alcohol slight death chavs throwing potatoes the want to break peoples legs you know you are grrr....much fun it was good...being kicked aswell god so fucking petty get a life i say......so yes best party ever end of the greatest flat in the world may in forever live in our memories also may the memory of me dancing be forever in your dreams it was a rare treat which will never be repeated but remembe i did for you all cos i love you all not because i wanted to get slightly naked....hahahaha.....yes glad people enjoyed DJ law badger is mucho pleased....badger out. rockin'....

Current Mood: wooooooo
Current Music: alkaline trio - ill be just fine without you

as the madness ensues all around me is calm inside my madness is rising but in a good way hyperactive insanity is achieved and all is good.....cos your filthy and im gorgeous were the words of the great and mighty socrates but they have recently been stolen by the scissor sisters bloody cheek....hmm children.....kiddies......

i love rabbit......rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit......DING DING!!!
bloody crazy frog and his blasphemy of the good ol axel f classic beverly hills cop.........hmm rabbit.....